‘Tis the season…for sitting on your ass and watching a few videos that reflect the variant celebrations of Christmas. Let’s kick it off with the infinitely wise (and gorgeously dressed) Eddie Izzard:
Cartman’s interpretation is a little different.
So this is how Santa got his kiddie porn back in the day.
Speaking of creepy perverts, here is a classic from Mr. Garrison.
And now for a little nostalgia: Christmas commercials from 1983. I particularly like the AT&T “phones of the future.”
As a child of the ’90s, I remember far too many of these. Take note of how many of these ads are for fucking McDonald’s.
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” to your friends and loved ones like a good smoke.
What would Christmas be without overdone (but completely awesome) light shows?
The info for this video says,
Our LauderdaleChristmas.com 65,000 LED Christmas lights display, shot with my Canon Vixia HF10 using my own custom settings. Our display is energy saving 100% LEDs, with 144 channels from 9 computerized lighting controllers. I act as orchestrater, tell the lights when to turn on or off, fade, twinkle, etc. An MP3 player inside the controller plays the music and controls the lights according to your programmed orchestration. We transmit it to people’s cars radio via a low power transmitter on unused 100.9 FM.
I can’t tell if these people are awesome or complete douchebags.
And finally, a classic. This was one of the first YouTube crazes back in the day, and it still kicks loads of ass.
to you and yours, including the relatives you can’t stand from the moment you see them.
