Rants about ridiculous things. Raves about amazing stuff. Random crap about life.

OTP Q&A: I can’t think of a cool title today, so just deal with it :)

Thursday, May 13th, 2010
Q: Who is your favorite South Park character? by januarygirl

A: It completely depends on the moment. I can’t pick just one.

I love it when Randy gets gung-ho about something stupid.
I love watching Eric do horrible, evil things. He’s such a prick and I love watching him in action. Sometimes he gets on my nerves because he always thinks he’s right, and people like that piss me off.
Whatever comes out of Ike’s mouth usually makes me laugh.
Towelie is just a stupid towel who does drugs all the time…but I like him.
I feel sorry for kids who are like Butters IRL, but he’s definitely a star on the show.
Mr. Jefferson. Best celebrity spoof on the show, ever.

Q: I’m totally in for a curse-fight! Bring it, bitch! :P Now we just need to figure out when! :) by foogirl

A: Just so everyone knows, I love Staci to bits and I think she loves me, too. This curse fight won’t be mean or spiteful because we’re friends. We don’t really hate each other. This is all about love…and trying to top each other with the dirtiest words our demented brains can conjure. :) Stay tuned because we’re trying to find a way to broadcast this live.

Q: How do you pronounce your name?! Cher-lynn or char-leen orrr? by pregame

A: Shar-lin. Don’t worry, most people don’t get it right on the first try. :)

Q: what came first: the chicken or the egg? by TinyAndie

A: I’m not a scientist, but I think they mutated at the same time. That’s the only thing that resolves this paradox…right?

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13.05.2010 OTP Q&A No Comments

OTP Q&A: Wanna meet some famous cussers?

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
Q: If you could meet anyone famous, who would it be? by januarygirl

A: If I wanted to meet someone famous “fo’ realz,” without a doubt, I’d choose Trent Reznor. He’s been an influence on my psyche since I was 13 years old. I discovered The Downward Spiral shortly after its release in 1994 and I’ve been one warped screwball since. I’d like to thank him for that, and for giving my ears their favorite tunes for more than half my life.

I forgot to add on Formspring that if I could meet someone just for a single moment of spite, I’d meet Sarah Silverman. I’d walk up to her, kick her as hard as I could in the crotch, and walk away. She annoys me.

Q: Do you think you could win a curse-fight with me? :P by foogirl

A: Ooh. We are both quite talented in the cursing department, so this could be an incredible matchup. We should do this and find out. We can do it over Skype or IM and feature the archived footage on our websites. We’ll poll the readers and let them decide the winner. You in?

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02.05.2010 Nine Inch Nails, OTP Q&A No Comments

OTP Q&A: Mem’ries, extinction, false advertising and broken stuff

Thursday, April 15th, 2010
Q: Whats your favourite childhood memory? by candykat

A: Most childhood memories are lost in this old bag’s memory, so I can only work with what little I have left. I think it was watching Star Trek for the first time when I was about six years old. The experience changed my life – the show triggered my fascination with space exploration that has yet to end. It’s been fun growing up and watching many of the devices that were fictitious on the show come to life in our everyday world. Star Trek reminds me that humans still have a chance if they can see past their own arrogance, and dammit, I need every grain of hope I can grab.

Q: If you could make any bug extinct, which would it be? by januarygirl

A: The truth is, I think every form of every species is here for a reason. Insects serve two key purposes – they pollinate flowers and they have an important place in the food chain, both as predator and prey. I wouldn’t make any of them extinct because the world order needs them just as they are.

The only species on the planet that seems to have no meaningful purpose (most of the time) is humankind. We pollute the Earth and destroy the very environment we need to survive. Not only have we killed that off, but we kill each other, and we kill innocent creatures simply because we can. We suck. We deserve to die. I’d make humans extinct instead.

Q: What’s the deal with Grape Nuts? No grapes, no nuts.

A: I agree, this is a farce. How about some truth in advertising? If you can forgive the poor Photoshopping, have a look at this:

I think that’s more accurate.

Q: What is one thing about you that no one would guess without knowing you? by foogirl

A: Oh good golly, I could throw so many way-too-personal details of my life out there that you’d really rather not know…and I can only pick one? Damn. Uuuuh….

Oh! Got it!

I’m a loud, happy drunk, and apparently I increase my muscular strength 2-3x when I ingest alcohol. I unintentionally break things when I’m intoxicated; in one night, I shattered a martini glass when I slammed it on a table and broke a friend’s “unbreakable” cell phone when I stomped on it…you know, just to see if it really was as durable as it claimed. It wasn’t. I killed the screen. Thank goodness my friend had insurance on that damn thing, or that would have been one expensive experiment.

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15.04.2010 Animals, Graphics, OTP Q&A, People, Personal No Comments

OTP Q&A: Teddy Edition

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Q: What kind of breed is your cat?

A: We think Teddy is part DMH (domestic medium-hair) and part Maine Coon. We’re pretty sure he isn’t a full-breed Maine Coon because he doesn’t have all the markings of a Maine Coon, but he has most, such as the “M” tabby stripes on his forehead. I’d love to know who his mommy and daddy were; I bet they were pretty damn cute, too.

Click on each picture for a larger version.

Q: If Teddy were “discovered,” what would his claim to fame be? by emsr18

A: Aw, I like this question! :) He would definitely be recognized for his vocal talents. Teddy has impeccable comedic timing and seems to know not just what to say but how to say it. He’s quite the conversationalist.

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11.04.2010 Cats, OTP Q&A, Teddy 2 Comments

OTP Q&A: Batgirl Has No Time for Herself to Play Nintendo

Friday, April 2nd, 2010
Q: What video game have you played the most?

A: Dude, which console? No, really, I must break this down. On the original NES, it’s a three-way tie between Mario Bros. 1, 3, and Tecmo Bowl. On SNES, I played the hell out of Mario Kart. On N64, again, it was Mario Kart. On Wii, I have no definitive favorite; I haven’t invested enough time in video games lately.

Q: What’s your favorite ‘me-time’ activity? by januarygirl

A: What is ‘me-time?’ Oh yeah, it’s that time I sort of had before I went back to a regimen of working and going to school at the same time. These days, the closest thing I get is sleeping. Prior, I wasted even more time on the Internet for leisure. I know that will come as a surprise to some of you, but really, I spent even more time on the Internet than I do now. I’m aware of how sad that is.

Q: Why do people insist on doing things after 10 PM? It’s unnatural, after all. What are you, a bat?

A: What are you, a bird? Not everyone enjoys being productive before 10 a.m.

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02.04.2010 OTP Q&A No Comments

OTP Q&A: Round tres

Sunday, March 21st, 2010
Q: Where did the phrase “out of the blue” come from?

A: For once in my life, I will not respond to a question with a smartass answer since I got kinda curious about this myself. Answerbag has the best answer to this one: “This has the feel of a Shakespearian or Biblical phrase, but it isn’t as old as it sounds. There are several forms of it: ‘out of the blue’, ‘a bolt out of the blue’, etc. The earliest citation is Thomas Carlyle, in The French Revolution, 1837:

‘Arrestment, sudden really as a bolt out of the Blue, has hit strange victims.’”

Source: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/586879

Q: Why on earth was Borat such a successful movie?

A: People like stupid shit, especially Americans who can’t get enough of using stereotypes to make fun of people from other countries. Borat did that gratuitously and people ate it up. Stupid shit from stupid people begets more stupid shit.

Q: Where do babies come from?

A: Your pee-pee.

Keep the questions coming, folks. This is fun. :)

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21.03.2010 OTP Q&A No Comments

OTP Q&A: The Next Generation

Monday, March 15th, 2010
Q: Why do some people walk slowly, as if they have nowhere to go?

A: There’s a few reasons why people do this:

1) They’re slow. Mentally. They must walk slowly so they can maintain their awareness without being overwhelmed.
2) They’re not mentally challenged, but they’re still stupid.
3) Life confuses them. They don’t know what the fuck is going on.
4) They really have nowhere to go. They’re that devoid of life. Pity them for their sorry existence, but only for a short while. Then push them the hell out of your way so you can resume your own meaningless life. :)

And, whether you’re walking slowly or not, PICK UP YOUR GODDAMN FEET. Don’t be any of the above *and* a lazy fuckhead. Not unless you have a death wish.

Q: What’s one food you’ll never eat again?

A: Bean burritos from Taco Time. They’re great going down, but regurgitating them due to food poisoning is a bitch. I’ll never forget the taste of that spicy, protein-laden acid eating away at my throat for two days.

Q: What was the happiest moment in your life?

A: Good lord, I hate it when I can’t tell if questions like this are sincere or not. Either way, I think it was the day I received my certificate of mastery for dildo harvesting in Farmville.

Remember, if you want to see the answer to your question on this site, submit it on the form that’s just off to the right!
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15.03.2010 OTP Q&A, People No Comments

You’ve got questions, I’ve got answers

Monday, March 8th, 2010

I appreciate those of you who took the time to submit a question. If I keep receiving questions, I’ll consider making this a regular feature on OTP, so ask away! Let’s keep this train a’rolling!

Q: Why is Wyoming called Wyoming?

According to Netstate.com, Wyoming is a Dakota Indian word for “at the big flats” or “large plains.” Infoplease.com says it is a Delaware Indian word meaning “mountains and valleys alternating.” I have my own theory. I think it’s derived from the Indian word “Whollyshitwherearewegoing” and it means “Get me the fuck out of the middle of nowhere!”

Q: When are you going to send me your purple Cartman shirt?

A: Way to be discrete, friend who shall remain nameless. ;) This is the purple Cartman shirt in question.

I’ll send it to you whenever I can find another one that isn’t a 2XL. That’s the only size Hot Topic currently has in stock, those bastards.

Do you like Jimmy? There’s lots of Jimmy t-shirts available with the fish sticks reference.

Q: Why is Boo the best cat in the whole wide world?

A: Slight correction: Boo is the best can in the whole wide world that is named Boo. We all know, of course, that Teddy is *the* best cat of all cats in the whole wide world. End of debate.

Q: Why are vampires so popular?

A: You must have asked this question because you’re as sick of all this stupid Twilight shit as I am. I’m pretty sure that is where it’s all stemming from. Of course, Twilight is just the latest craze to be spawned by a series of books about things that were previously unpopular. Before this mess, we had Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings in the last decade alone. Prior to that, Scholastic distributed the latest Goosebumps, Baby-Sitters’ Club and Boxcar Children books to kids in such quantity, you’d think they were made of crack. So I’m really thinking that books are the root of all this evil. Blame books. Books are evil.

If you wanna ask your own question, please fill out the form on the sidebar. If you wish, you can submit your question anonymously.

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08.03.2010 Cats, OTP Q&A 2 Comments