Dear Weather,
How nice that you stopped in Laramie once again during your Winter 2009 tour. I’m sure some people appreciate that, but I’m not one of them. See, a major holiday called Thanksgiving is coming up – surely you have heard of it – and my husband and I will be among the millions around the country traveling before the big day so we can spend it with family and friends.
Making it home this year is so important to me that I’m willing to compromise, even though I’d rather harm you with physical violence. Sound good? Here’s the deal. You have all the fun you want with my region of the world today, but just for today. You wreak as much havoc as you like and make everyone’s lives miserable, but only today. After that, I expect temperatures warm enough so that the roads melt in time for Thanksgiving travel. YOU WILL NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR ME, GOT IT?
Now go forth, have your fun, and then play somewhere else.
Sincerely,
Charlynn
President of Winter Haters, LLC.
